- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti-jokes are funny.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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