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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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