- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

fish fishy caoimhin

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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