roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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