How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Your face

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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