Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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