- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Girls soccer

drew edminstin is a rat

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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