How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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... Chan chan

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What? Huh?

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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CFL

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