Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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