- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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