What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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