- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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