whos district champs not JM

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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