Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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