Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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u suck

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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