- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

retard

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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