- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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