get in the car.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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