- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Knock knock Shut up

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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