- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

womens rights

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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