This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What is the difference?

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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