- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Stealth baseballs record

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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