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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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