- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

I'm 4 and what is this?

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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