A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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