- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Girls soccer

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Once there was a girl named Andrea

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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