Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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... Chan chan

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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CFL

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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