- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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