wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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charlie sheen losing

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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