- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A blind man walks into a wall.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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