- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

a man checks his mypsace

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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