What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Cheese stick

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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The jets are a good team..

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woman's rights

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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