knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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42, that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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