This is not a joke or is it

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

I pooped.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

i like turtals and kids

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

A Sloth runs...

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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