Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

hey

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Cripples are lame.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Help I'm being raped!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Your grandma's cookies.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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