- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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