- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Moo! I'm a goat!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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