- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

a pornstar comes early to a party

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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