Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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good one jess !!

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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HURT

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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