- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

whats long and stretchy? elastic

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Republicans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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