what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Adele walks into the stables

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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