What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Women's rights

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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I'm sn otter

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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out of your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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