- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Gangnam style

I ponder

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Can I ask you a question? You just did

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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