- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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