Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Guess what? I like trains.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

baby seal walks into a club

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