What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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The Christian Bible.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

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