- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

The Game

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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