yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

The Detroit Lions

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What's big and white?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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