Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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TELL

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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