Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Your Mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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